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Peeping Tom filter lets phones see through bikinis Your new phone is calling.

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If you've ever wondered what a $10 million bra looks like, wonder no more. And if you've ever wondered what an armpit vagina looks like, wonder no more as well, because this is an armpit vagina if I've ever seen one. Looking at the way that bra is cutting into Tyra Banks' fat makes me think that maybe it's not the most comfortable piece of breast wear out there. And for $10 million, I'd be expecting some seriously comfortable support. --thesuperficial

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~190 hours to the US election.

Baer's comments were similar to those made Wednesday by 9-11 Commissioner John Lehman, who said the Pentagon planners "drank the Kool-Aid offered them by the Mossad and the CIA,' and that is the reason we are in this post-war mess. It was Lehman who told The Sun the United States cannot get Osama bin Laden even though officials know exactly where he is hiding in Baluchistan.

Bill Maher interview

CBC News Online

" Johnny Depp said this was a stupid country. And then he made me very mad and he took it back. Well, I say it. I don't take it back. It's stupid. Really stupid. It's about the marketing, don't you know? It's not about what's real. "

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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. --Bill Vaughan

Air Force pursuing antimatter weapons

Program was touted publicly, then came official gag order

Ashlee Simpson to Sing Live Again Tonight I pray some mean fucker screws something up on her.

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Bush has five point lead with likely voters

I want the Polaroid

Ana Beatriz Barros for Zang Toi Fall 2001 Collection

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If I only had a snake this big

Vogue (US) May 1999, Mercury Rising

Photography by Steven Meisel

Heidi Klum, Carmen Kass, Lujan Fernandez, Georgina Grenville

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Not Sid Meyers Civilization Mass Transportation

It's Oktober. See my Pumpkin

Too many Ashlee Simpson jokes

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creativecommons.org/wired

The liar: John Kerry

Who Links Here

For President: None of the Above

" ... So I am going to try something new by attempting to evaluate the Bush presidency using simple logic and stone cold facts. Please don't hate me. ..." by Bill O'Reilly

DailyCandy founder Dany Levy just made a sweet deal with Hyperion publishers

Security Council members deny meeting Kerry

usemy is back. 3 more major items still being 'fixed'

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana, philosopher (1863-1952)

Top 5 Videos, says MTV

Eminem "Just Lose It"

Nelly Christina Aguilera "Tilt Ya Head Back"

Lindsay Lohan "Rumors"

Good Charlotte "Predictable"

Britney Spears "My Prerogative"

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Here is what Ashlee Simpson looks like for the 'real' Pieces of me

And the SNL video, in case you live in a hole

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"Early voting is a good idea," he said. "You want to give them plenty of time to count all the votes." --Al Gore

You can't park there 20041024.2

Smart fabrics make for enhanced living

Imagine a handbag that warns you if you are about to forget your umbrella or wallet, and which you can later turn into a scarf that displays today

Bees 'hold key to alcohol misuse' Pass the honey.

worldometers.info " The data is somewhat correct for 2003-2004 years "

Nintendo Says 'Touching Is Good' in Sexed-Up DS Ads

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Goodbye Gaza

Sharon is challenging the Israelis and Palestinians

I've got a new man, and I'm head over heels in love," Paris Hilton said during a shopping spree. "I adore him, he's so hot. His name is Mark Philippoussis." -- except his girlfriend didn't know [Delta Goodrem]

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Bike. Camera. Random Animal. ~7.5

From Lucky Magazine interview

LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?

Ashlee Simpson: I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.

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Secret Weapon for Bush?

No time for Kerry's Europhile delusions

Avril Lavigne and Nicky Hilton

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let me introduce the next Scarlett Johansson

Majandra Delfino , 20 February 1981

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Natalie Portman

David Letterman arrival

London Film Festival

Foreign Press Awards

and I have no idea

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Britney Spears

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Mind the Gap 20041025 possible re, but that's okay.

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Mind the gap 20041025

Hi

Leading senators expressed concern Sunday about a report that the CIA has secretly moved as many as a dozen unidentified prisoners out of Iraq in the past six months, a possible violation of international treaties.

Detention of Pakistani Scientist Extended

New, Smaller Hummer H3 to Fight Gas Guzzler Tag

mmmm hmmm, and my ass is a canoe.

Microsoft quarterly revenue hits $9.1 billion

Redmond beats its own earnings estimate

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Mexico Struggles to Preserve Ancient Ruins

Schwarzenegger Opens Stop on 'Hydrogen Highway'

Oil firms 'set for profits boost' hmmmmm.

Drive to Nab Last German Nazis to Begin in January

Britain's Armed Forces have enlisted their first Satanist after a naval technician serving on a frigate was granted permission to practice his beliefs while at sea, the Ministry of Defence says.

Clues Reinforce Election-Terror Concerns

Top-Earning Fictional Characters

Top Characters Gross $25B

"They" won't let me win.

1-8-13-23-29-31-41

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aka This is why I don't play.

Asus repair kit

Claire Danes

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Elle Macpherson

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Canada finds cause for 747 Halifax crash

I'm no forensic scientist, but I'd say it was when the tail of the jet fell off.

U.S. tomato shortage hits restaurants

Restaurant chains tweak menus and start 'rolling blackouts' after hurricanes double tomato price.

err

err, you can't drive there

Bush's Blinkers

hubblesite.org

random fight

A University of Florida scientist has grown a living

Ben Affleck has declared he never wants to star in a high-action movie ever again. Affleck, former fiance of Jennifer Lopez, has branched out into comedy with his latest movie Surviving Christmas, and he insists he has no desire to revisit the tough-guy persona he adapted for roles in such films as Armageddon and Paycheck. He says, "I don't want to hold a gun in a movie or blow anything up ever again. I'm bored of those other kinds of movies. There's some irony to the fact that I want to do comedies and all these actors who already do comedies keep asking, 'When am I going to get to do my big serious thing?'" -- bet it's 6 years and he does a 'big action movie'

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Actor Colin Farrell has enraged anti-drug campaigners by "bragging" about his past heroin use. The Irish Phone Booth hunk admits he's dabbled with hard drugs - a penchant he funded by accepting low-paid modeling jobs - and has hailed the effect heroin had on him. In a candid interview with GQ magazine, he says, "I've smoked it a couple of times, but I knew where I was going. For some reason it seemed pretty f**king nice at the time." But drug prevention workers have blasted Farrell for acting irresponsibly in the knowledge his young fans look up to him. Peter Stoker of the National Drug Prevention Alliance says, "He should not be bragging about taking heroin. Farrell is a role model for children. If he thinks it is so cool he should go to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting and see the harsh reality."

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Love. Jessica Alba.

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Poppy Montgomery

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mmmmercedes

Jennifer Garner - Alias lingerie scene 3.5

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star ship stuff, real and fake, comparisons 1.6MB .jpg

Nice Signs

Adriana Lima for What is Sexy ~42MB

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Jessica Alba movie clip Idle Hands ~6.5 it's got a pretty nasty ending, but she looks good [young, but good, 18, not much clothing]

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Person to person with President Bush

President George W. Bush, during an exclusive interview in the Oval Office with our White House correspondent Trude B. Feldman, answers questions on Iraq, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and his vision for a two-state solution. He also touched on anti-Americanism, anti-Semitism, his road map peace plan, Saudi Arabia and oil, and Egypt and Syria.

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