I'm not the only sufferer.

[re] subservientchicken.com --Azn
azn needs to e-mail me to get an account on usemy.
Miss Universe red-faced again
Jennifer Hawkins has had another slip up just days after her skirt fell off at a fashion show in Sydney.
Global survey shows 30 of 35 countries want Kerry in White House
Captain Obvious also reports that they can't vote, so entire story is waste of time.
Research In Motion Ltd., which popularized wireless e-mailing with its thumb-operated BlackBerry, launched a new version of the device on September 8, 2004 with a smaller, revamped keyboard. The new 20-character keyboard resembles a stretched out telephone keypad combined the traditional QWERTY keyboard used on the original BlackBerry. (Reuters) 
The Genesis return capsule crashed in the desert on Wednesday after its parachutes failed to deploy. The craft missed a mid-air retrieval meant to save the spacecraft from hitting the Earth. ![]()
Remember the 'catch the sun' NASA project.
Well, it just hit the earth, no catch by the helicopter. -RH
Marine who was kidnapped, deserted, captured, released, not released, and then found in Lebanon has rejoined his unit ![]()
anagnorisis (an-ag-NOR-uh-sis) noun
The moment of recognition or discovery (in a play, etc.)
I'll Take Ken Jennings' World for $400 
Here's what might happen if no one beats the all-time Jeopardy! champ
Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an Austrian family's garden. 
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
in the I want to be Tom Cruise section...
Movie superstar Tom Cruise has become the highest earning actor in Hollywood history after signing a deal that could earn him a staggering $360 million for his role in War Of The Worlds. Rather than agree a set fee for his part in the Steven Spielberg-directed epic, Cruise will earn 10 per cent of the film's box office takings plus a share of profits from DVDs, video games and toys. 
Who knew that former Seinfeld star Julie Louis-Dreyfus is heiress to a $2.9 billion dynasty? Compare that to our favorite celebutante of the minute, Paris Hilton, who is heiress to a "paltry" $550 Million dynasty. 
"For more than 20 years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong, more weak and more wobbly than any other national figure,
to thunderous cheers. --Zell Miller of Georgia
[r] When Tanya Andrews returned from a recent family holiday in Costa Rica, she had no idea she had brought back a gruesome souvenir. 
"I don't bring God into my life to
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