mmmkay

Jessica Simpson at Sam Goody summary

Mind the gap

poser, poser, I'd love to closer

please

product shot

For the foot fetish people

Veronica Blume

Idiots doing idiotic things

Ivan is going to say hello to it's little friend

What exactly is 'post-punk electro bastard pop'?

Madonna in the press again

hey Laetitia Casta

cookingforengineers.com

IBM, Brazil Partner to Promote Open Source

om, ya. Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros could just wear open source bikini's and stuff... that would promote it. duh.

France, Russia and China supplied Saddam Hussein with missiles, arms, defense technology and spare parts before

Gore blasts 'sleazy' Cheney comments

NFL to put pregame festivities on delay

Why, CBS paid the fines, not the NFL...

Bush Makes the Dictionary

"You look at the quotation, not at their linguistic dexterity," she told Reuters.

mental note: Man jailed for sex video revenge

"Christina Aguilera, who was sitting right behind me, was on her Blackberry babbling the whole time," said Dunst. "I wondered, 'If I kissed her like Madonna did, would she shut up?'"

Kiss her. Kiss her now, and get video.

Monster Is Now Fair Game ya, you heard me.

and the Monster has it's own website

First Daughter

Trailer

Tagline: The girl who always stood out is finally getting the chance to fit in.

This movie is going to suck, and I'm so going to watch it.

Vaporize Me --RGB

Is inhalable alcohol a good idea?

How long will the world's oil last? --RGB

As production peaks, economic impact could be dire

An Interactive look

This guy blows

Pentagon Says Guantanamo Prisoner Incorrectly Detained

Ultra wideband may get wider

Determined to get a decent night's sleep, French President Jacques Chirac ordered his Airbus pilot to perform a 2,000-km (1,250-mile) time-killing tour of France before heading to Russia to see Vladimir Putin last week.

bricolage (bree-ko-LAZH) noun

Something created using a mix of whatever happens to be available.

Abby: It's not brave if you're not scared.

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. --Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Fishing on Route 59 (not near, on)

L.A. Times Gets in the Ring with TV Boxing Shows

Sex, drugs and corruption ... among U.N. peacekeeping forces

Mark Cuban [billionaire, young, mavs owner] Blog and he's not happy with Trump.

Best Headline [maybe] Fuchs wants Kuntz talks

we've got a slew of stupid headlines:

Man Trying To Kill Dogs Gets Shot By Puppy

Man Charged With Trying To Sell 200-Year-Old Skull On eBay

Intern Doctor Mistakenly Injects Patient With Olive Oil Instead Of Antibiotics

Man Sentenced To 6 Months For Swinging Alligator At Girlfriend

Has Ken Jennings ended his 'Jeopardy!' run? --RGB

Reese Witherspoon in Venice

some candids of Cameron Diaz and a beared super-man

to: everyone who knows what I'm talking about

re: thumbnails

sorry to everyone who hasn't gotten a reply but offered to either help admin, help in general or offered suggestions for my thumbnail issues. I got a lot of mail and haven't had time to catch up. with usemy doing 2 million jpegs in 5 days and sucking ass overall .. it'll get fixed soon. I have a new plan.

Tiger Woods (above) and Swedish stunner Elin Nordegren have reportedly split. He's cheap. A valet at the Rio in Las Vegas tells us Woods is one of the worst tippers ever. "Tiger is arrogant and cheap," the valet said. "He would rather carry his own bag than tip us. But if Tiger is traveling with his dad, his dad compensates for his son's thoughtlessness." On the other hand, another Woods, actor James Woods, is the nicest man

Gwyneth Paltrow confesses that her rock star husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin, uses his famous vocal talents to put their baby girl to sleep. small picture featuring her bigger boobs.

Was Michelangelo's David a couch potato? Stupid. "The problem is poor posture and lack of flexibility, says Alan Herdman", Hello Mr. Herdman, he's made of stone. Stone. And he's 500.

Canadian doctors test 1-day breast cancer treatment " ... in which doctors implant radioactive beads after removing small tumours ... "

Kerry dumps on Canada's trash

Darth Vader: Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.

Lando: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision.

Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Photoshop Johnny Depp Not that there's anything wrong with that.

buzz.yahoo.com - Ivan, Spears, Usher

Russia prepared for pre-emptive strikes on 'terror bases' worldwide Good Good, this should work out just fine ... ugh.

'Da Vinci Code' Readers Flock to Milan's Last Supper

Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self

Genisis open directory

BMW M5

Cellular

with Jessica Biel, Kim Basinger, Chris Evans and others.

Tagline: If the signal dies so does she.

Trailer

Kerry vs. Kerry

What does "the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time" mean?

by William Kristol

Al Pacino was left without a seat at the premiere of his own movie The Merchant Of Venice - after a technical error produced 200 extra tickets for the screening. The Venice Film Festival organizers spent so long trying to find a place for the horrified Godfather star, the screening was delayed by a staggering 70 minutes, pushing the premiere of Finding Neverland back to 2am. Davide Croff, President of the Venice Biennale, which runs the festival, says, "We have put a Ferrari engine in a small, old Fiat 500 car." The Merchant Of Venice co-producer Michael Lionello Cowan rages, "In my entire life as a producer I've never seen anything like this at a festival, and for this reason I'm never coming back to Venice." Miramax boss Harvey Weinstein was in a sardonic mood when Finding Neverland finally made it onto the screen. He jokes, "Welcome to the breakfast screening of Neverland. This morning (festival director Marco Muller) will be serving croissants and I'll be teaching him the meaning of 'timing'. Then I'll drown him in the lagoon, with his feet encased in cement."

Russia's 9/11

[re] Saturday Night Live spoof of Punkd

Port Linux to your gameboy

co boingboing.net

Calif. Joins Electronic Voting Lawsuit

ya, he's cool

Court Rules That All Musical Samples Must Be Paid For

Bring me a beer, bitch

Samsung to Launch Phone with Mini Hard Drive

"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them." - Unknown

a new ad campaign for Guinness shot by Oscar-winning director Anthony Minghella seems like a big-budget film at a cost of almost $27 million.

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