Gisele Bundchen

You can't park there

11, 649

2005 FHM Calendar --Erik G

anyone?

anyone?

Kate Moss for Roberto Cavalli

Britney Spears She's got much larger features now, not just the belly and ass.

Pope to get 'own' mountain peak

Great wedding dress

A Belgian city has entered the Guinness book of records with the biggest Easter egg ever.

with at least 50, 000 bars

Ozzy Osbourne has had two smiley face tattoos etched on his kneecaps so he can talk to them when he's feeling lonely.

As an April fool's joke, Maxim is taking on the Bush twins.

http://www.queryster.com/searchx/

Crash test videos

March 24, the 83rd day of 2005. There are 282 days left in the year. The Jewish holiday Purim begins at sunset.

1765, Britain enacted the Quartering Act, requiring American colonists to provide temporary housing to British soldiers.

1883, long-distance telephone service was inaugurated between Chicago and New York.

1905, 100 years ago, author Jules Verne died in Amiens, France, at the age of 77.

1989, the nation's worst oil spill occurred as the Exxon Valdez ran aground on a reef in Alaska's Prince William Sound and began leaking 11 million gallons of crude.

execrable (EK-si-kruh-buhl) adjective

Detestable; wretched.

Animator Makes Waves as Artist --RGB

Mischa Barton in Vanity Fair

Misch Barton in Vanity Fair

Raica Oliveira

Bekah

Bekah

Do not dress up like the pink panther and let your friend tape you

no.

This is why I don't rollerblade down a huge set of stairs

Uma Thurman - Louis Vuitton ads

Nicole Ritchie

Michelle Walsh in FHM

Magdalena Kowalczyk in FHM March 2005

Lucy Pindar

Linda Jeuring

Larissa Wilson - Ralph 08-04

Larissa Wilson in Ralph Feb 2004

Jennifer Aniston

Mendelian inheritance, the central tenet of genetics, is under attack from a few scrawny weeds that have not read the textbooks. The weeds are somehow inheriting DNA sequences from their grandparents that neither of their parents possessed - which is supposed to be impossible.

Oysters may deserve their sexy reputation

Hillary Swank

Anna Kournikova

Adrianne Curry in Maxim, March 2005

Guantanamo Inmate Was Bin Laden Commander

Runway Scarecrow Machine Lost in Translation

Fight the Power

nice, err, spelling

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

McGregor slams 'Hollywood effect' on European talent

Sauced-up screen foxtrel Jessica Alba has drawn the line at total nudity in the hotly-anticipated Sin City flick.

Navy Seals Sue AP, Reporter Over Iraq Photos

'King Kong' Crew Marks End of Filming

U.S. Probes Sale of GM Corn

Hybrids Hed2Hed

Glow of alien planets detected for first time

Space rescue plan gives Shuttle go

Baghdad residents battle terrorists

incogitant (in-KOJ-i-tuhnt) adjective

Thoughtless; inconsiderate.

Bart's Chalkboard Gags

Season 6

Beans are neither fruit nor musical

I will not use abbrev.

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

I will not send lard through the mail

I will not dissect things unless instructed

I will not whittle hall passes out of soap

Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough

Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal

"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

Next time it could be me on the scaffolding

I will not hang donuts on my person

I will remember to take my medication

I will not strut around like I own the place

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far

I do not have power of attorney over first graders

Nerve gas is not a toy

I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface

The First Amendment does not cover burping

This is not a clue...or is it?

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