
March 26, the 85th day of 2005. There are 280 days left in the year.
1804, the Louisiana Purchase was divided into the Territory of Orleans and the District of Louisiana.
1827, composer Ludwig van Beethoven died in Vienna.
1874, poet Robert Frost was born in San Francisco.
1958, the U.S. Army launched America's third successful satellite, Explorer 3.
1979, the Camp David peace treaty was signed by Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin and Egyptian President Anwar Sadat at the White House.
FHM Names Angelina Jolie Sexiest Woman 
Monica Bellucci in GQ
Jessica Alba collage ![]()
Anna Kournikova candid at Miami Beach Volley event and interview
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Natassia Malthe in Maxim, March 2005
Gisele Bundchen Paparazzi, lq
Britney Spears candid, poolside
Britney Spears candid, poolside
Britney Spears candid, poolside
Bart's Chalkboard Gags
Season 9
I no longer want my MTV
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
I did not invent Irish dancing
I will not tease Fatty
There was no Roman god named "Farticus"
Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
Shooting paintballs is not an art form
Pain is not the cleanser
Silly String is not a nasal spray
I was not told to do this
My butt does not deserve a website
I will not demand what I'm worth
I will not mess with the opening credits (This appeared in place of the couch opening; the rest of the family runs into the classroom)
I am not the new Dalai Lama
I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"
Demi Moore's real name is Demetria Gene Guynes.
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