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I'm not even going to try to say anything about Mischa Barton in this shot

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Lindsay Lohan + blond

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well, Hello Jessica Simpson

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Lindsay Lohan is now the mistress of disguise after the most mazing make-over.

I'm undecided.

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Petra Nemcova, cold and naked

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Bavaria virtual bartender

Eva Longoria Tops Maxim Mag's List Of 'Hottest Women'

I can see here in the top 10, but give me a break. Elisha Cuthbert or Jessica Alba would be way better choices. oh, mainstream media.

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Mischa Barton starting to cool on boyfriend Brandon Davis?

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Newly-weds sue after bedroom injury

Fortune cookies lucky for 110 lottery winners

Let's hope that Katie Holmes isn't too attached to her maiden name, because she may not be a Holmes for much longer.

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Pussycat Dolls Las Vegas Opening

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Stars including Ewan McGregor, Sharon Stone, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are descending on Cannes today as the 58th Annual Film Festival kicks off. The 10-day event will screen works from Gus Van Sant, David Cronenberg and Denmark's Lars von Trier, who will be competing for the Palm d'Or prize. The festival will also play host to the world premiere of the final Star Wars film, Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith. (BBC)

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Kintana, an aye-aye, a rare species of lemur from Madagascar, the first captive bred aye-aye in the United Kingdom at the Bristol Zoo Gardens(BZG) in Bristol(AFP/BZG-HO) It's ugly-ugly

Possible explosive device hurled near Bush

Kristin Davis @ Event in honor of Project A.L.S

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Lindsay Lohan candids

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Lindsay Lohan, candid

She is not going to age well...

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Rolling Stones announce world tour

Don't worry, they'll be greatful dead soon enough.

A Drink A Day May Help Protect Kidneys

Tori Spelling is a drunken tramp

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Irish fisherman hooks mind-blowing catch

Lindsay Lohan is starting to look scary

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Nikki Reed

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Viviana Vesce in Fox, 0505

Riley Presley in Vanity fair

Brittany Snow

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Rachel Weisz Max Marzo

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Poppy Montgomery in Stuff 0505

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Nina Moric

Natasha Henstridge

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Nicky Hilton in Vanity Fair

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Naomi Watts The Las Vegas

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Maggie Gyllenhaal

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Jennifer Lopez on TRL

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Jennifer Lopez in Rolling Stone 05-05

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Gisele Bundchen in GQ

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Famke Janssen

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Victoria Beckham

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Samsung to offer four-door refrigerator

Fish is shortest-lived vertebrate

Look who's talking: Gadget promises to translate baby babbling

Cameron Diaz was shopping the Barneys store in Beverly Hills on Saturday, looking at some tusk bracelets for $1,650 each. “She asked if they were elephant tusks and said she just couldn’t buy them if they were,” says a source. “The saleswoman assured her that they were extinct mammoth tusks and she bought three."

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A teenager had to be rescued from an avalanche of peas after he forced open an industrial container in New Zealand.

Elle Macpherson says she wears only white when boyfriend Arki Busson is around. "He only likes white underwear," the saucy Aussie told British Vogue. Consequently, for her own line of intimate apparel, she's scoured the world for the best and the brightest in tidy whities. "I have found the crispest, whitest of white lace to create looks that are really sexy but really comfortable," including thongs. "I'm not 20 anymore — I can't wear the tiny things I used to."

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Man Gets Stuck In Chimney While Trying To Break Into House

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For West Virginia Driver's License

Japan is working on a new generation of humanoid robots that may change once and for all the way we relate to our machines.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)

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Schwarzenegger not mad at moon

Still steaming at the sun though.

'The Chronicles of Narnia --RGB

new Harry Potter and the Whatever trailer

You can't park there

Kylie Minogue fails to fire up her firm

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http://www.claycritters.com/map/survivormaps.htm --RGB

Chris Martin is worried when things seem to be going too well and he is worried when things seem not to be going quite well enough.

"If I was playing, I'd definitely be on steroids. You know, most people in the world, if you told them they could take a pill and be better at their job, they'd take the pill." His statement is not sedition, but it will cause some powerful heads to turn. --Chris Rock in the next Rolling Stone Magazine

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

Cannes glows with star power

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.

Your sexual orientation can be revealed by your nose, scientists have revealed. A study from the Monell Chemical Senses Centre in Philadelphia indicates that gay men prefer the body scent of other gay men and heterosexual women, while the smell of a gay man was least liked by heterosexual men and women, and lesbians. Dr Charles Wysocki said: "Our findings support the contention that gender preference has a biological component that is reflected in both the production of different body odours and in the response to body odours." (SUN)

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