Okay, now I'm calling him an idiot.

"I'd love to be an artist. I'd like to be able to draw but I'm rubbish." --Charlotte Church
"I'm not trying to be naked or anything." --Stacy Ferguson
Jordan named worst dressed 
"Everyone in Hollywood is so damn skinny, and you constantly feel like you're not skinny enough. But I have 'fat days' and I accept that I'm never going to be rail thin. I try not to let the pressure get to me but Los Angeles is a very hard place to be unless you have people here that love you. It can be very, very lonely and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself." --Scarlett Johansson [IMDB]
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
Wireless Tech to Be Deployed for Katrina 
Study: Breakfast Helps Girls Stay Slim 
Carmen Electra just can
Paris Hilton is seen on the cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair 
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It's So Fine To Be a Refiner
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Who you should really hate when you fill your tank.
By Daniel Gross
Chris Martin says his band's X&Y album was inspired by porn. The singer said: "I'd been drained of ideas but then I started getting inspiration and it was mainly from porn. Maybe now you'll understand "Hardest Part" or even "'Till Kingdom Come" quite differently." (SUN)
Hunger strikers pledge to die in Guant
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Paris Hilton wants to corner the market on obscene bumper stickers about her. The partying heiress was at a shop in Venice Beach, California, where she saw a stack of bumper stickers emblazoned with the words
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
Scientists baffled by changes in Saturn
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