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ed of selling the town's oldest church pleaded guilty to embezzlement on Monday and agreed to 18 months in prison, court officials said.

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President Vladimir Putin boasted Tuesday that Russia has missiles capable of penetrating any missile defense system, Russian news reports said.

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Pete Doherty escaped an additional prison sentence Friday after sticking his middle finger up at the judge who jailed him.

Scarlett Johansson has reportedly embarked on a romance with Hard-Fi frontman Richard Archer after growing close to the British musician while filming in the UK.

Clinique has handpicked a weathered Arctic adventurer to be the new face of its skincare range. The company has spent millions developing Polar Shield for Jim McNeil, who this February will attempt to set three simultaneous world records and achieve a true first in polar trekking - reaching the Northern Pole of Inaccessibility. The cream, which includes an "anti-freeze" protein found in the blood of Arctic fish, is designed to protect skin in temperatures of -40 degrees.

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av said:

wtf is this? http://keithschofield.com/et/ --mk

RGB said:

I'm at work... Can I click it?

av said:

yes, it's gay but it's safe

av said:

I just can't figure out wtf it is

RGB said:

It's based on an urban legend about the game.

av said:

nice. so it's crap.

RGB says:

No, it's pretty much true.

av says:

You said it was a legend though

RGB says:

Well, the game was crap, and they did make 5 million and they sold like 6.

av says:

Okay, so it's not an urban legend at all, it was just a terrible game and people have nothing better to do with their time which results in me wasting my time asking you about something that's gay. Do I have that right?

RGB says:

Not really... The legend is that they buried them all in the New Mexico desert.

av says:

I'm still wasting my time.

RGB says:

Yes.

av says:

Thanks, that's all the validation I needed.

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Twelve wacky moments in Super Bowl history

Twelve wacky moments in Super Bowl history

Twelve wacky moments in Super Bowl history

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