Eva Longoria at Cannes [closing]

Eva Longoria at Cannes [closing]
Eva Longoria is hot, and at Cannes
Gnarls Barkley have decided to withdraw their worldwide hit 'Crazy' because they are bored of hearing it. 
/me confused.
Joshua: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Oh!
Jennifer: I think it missed him.
David Lightman: Yeah. Weird isn't it? Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Wouldn't you perfer a nice game of chess?
David Lightman: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Fine.
Dear Jennifer Aniston 
I wrote horrible lyrics about him for six months. He broke up with me at the bus stop on Canada Day. He said, 'Yo, let's squash this s**t,' as I cried and the bus drove away. I quit rapping after that.
--Nelly Furtado
The ex-Vice President is enjoying an unlikely heyday as a movie star. All that buzz invites the question: Will he audition again for President?
Scientists race to create bionic arm 
Federal government wants better prostheses for wounded soldiers
Jennifer Aniston is happy-ish 
Elizabeth Hurley is Still Hot 
"I just think his natural, personal ability is so great that people are going to realize he is not his father and he's not his brother. He's a very unique, charismatic leader with extraordinary capabilities. ... Jeb Bush may well be the most innovative (governor) in the entire country." 
I Don't Need to See: Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures 
"Trying to stop suiciders
Lindsay Lohan is busy 
The Ontario divison of Canada's largest union has voted to support an international campaign that is boycotting Israel over its treatment of Palestinians. 
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
Richard Pryor (1940 - ), Guardian Unlimited (UK) August 9, 2004
I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
Fritz Perls
I'm looking for the Brit May 2006 Esquire cover and primary images -- anyone find them kicking around anywhere?
In referring to the planned "Magnum, P.I." movie recently, Tom Selleck apparently told the press he wouldn't have anything to do with it reports Cinematical.
Eva Mendes Is Hot And "Live!" 
Symantec Corp.'s leading antivirus software, which protects some of the world's largest corporations and U.S. government agencies, suffers from a flaw that lets hackers seize control of computers to steal sensitive data, delete files or implant malicious programs, researchers said Thursday. ![]()
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