Jessica Simpson at the 2006 Costume Institute Gala

I'd say something original like: This is what you get when you cross Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson but it's too easy ... Jessica Pears

A sandwich half eaten by Britney Spears is being sold on eBay.

That's a lot of Bush

Bartender Gets $10,000 Tip On $26 Tab

Woman Seeks Monetary Compensation For Lackluster Sex Life

Whale Vomit Found Along North Wales Coastline Could Trigger "Gold Rush" $65 a gram

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You are not swimming with Alessandra Pierelli

What would it take for Rachel Bilson to be on a bar, topless ?

Now that's a great bathroom

Munch's stolen "The Scream" found by police

Do the police in Oslo get the 2 million M&Ms now?

Scarlett Johansson has angrily dismissed claims her steamy sex scene in new movie The Black Dahlia is an unnecessary distraction. The 21-year-old beauty plays the woman caught between cops Josh Hartnett and Aaron Eckhart, who are investigating the real-life unsolved murder of a wannabe actress whose mutilated body was discovered in Los Angeles in 1947. In the film, Johansson enjoys a sizzling romp with Hartnett and critics have complained they found it difficult to concentrate following the raunchy scene. The blonde star retorts, "Of course it's nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness. And I never think about it being distracting from a scene." The Brian De Palma movie has its world premiere at the Venice Film Festival yesterday.

One thing airplane passengers don't want to see

The pilot of a Canadian airliner who went to the washroom during a flight found himself locked out of the cockpit, forcing the crew to remove the door from its hinges to let him back in, the airline said Wednesday.

John Travolta kisses a man

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A Better Breakfast Can Boost a Child's Brainpower

Startup Uses Military Tech to Fix Low Res Video

Four people ended up in the hospital and another four were injured after feathers flew in a dispute over a racing pigeon

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

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Desperate Catholics find "rent-a-priests" online

Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water

Electric Mini: 0-60 in 4 Seconds: It Has Motors In Its Wheels

Britain 'is now biggest security threat to US'

MIT's inconvenient scientist

Alarm sounds on US population boom

Daniel Craig finds 007 role tough, but cool

Generations later, U.S. destroys its mustard gas

Affleck ponders price of fame in "Hollywoodland" I never use the 'c'-word (comeback) -- it's impolite, the 34-year-old told reporters after a press screening of the film.

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Jessica Simpson Gives Her Voice A Rest But Not Her Mouth

Stereotyping is leading to terror, says first Muslim Miss England

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Jennifer Love Hewitt at Entertainment Weekly’s 4th Annual Pre-Emmy Party

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Christina Aguilera is Almost Naked Again

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

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