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Jessica Simpson

The number of U.S. households with a net worth of more than $5 million, excluding their primary residence, surged 23 percent to surpass one million for the first time in 2006

In the "whatever, just hand me a short rope and chair" catagory of quotes:

The greatness comes not when things go always good for you. But the greatness comes when you're really tested, when you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain. --Richard Nixon

Jessica Alba's dog is luckier than you

You can't park there

Aussie women to get metal breast implants

Pam Anderson Responds to Unflattering Pictures

Carrie Underwood Sweeps Chicks Under the Rug at CMT Awards

Why the search is on to find alternative to internet

"In essence, when it was originally created it was a military network designed to link missile sites in the United States. The internet was never meant to be the world-wide network it has become."

Canada has always fiercely guarded its sovereignty over its Arctic archipelago the triangle of more than 36,500 islands that reaches from its Arctic coast almost to the North Pole.

The 2005 film Sahara has been named one of the most financially disastrous movies of all times, despite being a box-office hit. The film has so far lost $105 million, after wasting vast sums such as the $2 million spent on a 46-second clip of a vintage plane crash that didn't even make the final cut of the movie, spending $105,556 on bottled water and writing $237,386 of cheques for on-set bribes. Leading lady Penelope Cruz came at a relatively cheap $1.6 million compared with her male counterpart Matthew McConaughey, who earned $8 million for the movie.

Russia has found a solution that will help power its remotest regions, but at what cost to the environment? The construction of a £100 million vessel, set to become the first floating nuclear power plant, has begun in earnest. Environmental groups oppose the project, citing previous catastrophic naval and nuclear disasters, the worst being Chernobyl in 1986. They also feel that the ships will be a prime terrorist target as it is harder to protect than a land site.

Pamela Anderson may explode

28 Weeks Later Posters

Vanessa Minnillo in Maxim

Couch Entitlement

Surprise—men do just as much work as women do.

Er, Nintendo, Wii have a problem

The Wii is a must-have for the gamer generation — but instead of burning calories and making them fit, it may be giving them aching backs, sore shoulders and even “Wii elbow”

Some people have way too much time

This new series looks at contemporary American culture through the austere lens of statistics. Each image portrays a specific quantity of something

Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality

Spider-Man 4 is beginning to look a little shaky - director Sam Raimi is looking to tackle literary epic The Hobbit. The moviemaker, who is the brains behind all three Spider-Man movies, has revealed he's in the running to replace Peter Jackson as the director of the Lord Of The Rings prequel. And, if he does head to Middle Earth, actress Kirsten Dunst insists she definitely won't be back for a fourth Spider-Man. In an exclusive interview with EW.com, Raimi says, "Peter Jackson might be the best filmmaker on the planet right now... First and foremost, those (Lord of The Rings films) are Peter Jackson and (New Line studio boss) Bob Shaye's films. If Peter didn't want to do it, and Bob wanted me to do it - and they were both OK with me picking up the reigns - that would be great. I love the book. It's maybe a more kid-friendly story than the others." Dunst, who was in Tokyo, Japan last night for the Spider-Man 3 world premiere, insists she can't imagine returning for a fourth film without Raimi. She explains, "It's disrespectful to the whole team, I think, to do that. And audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey Maguire or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move."

Katie Holmes shot by Henery Garfunkel

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. --Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

Gisele Bundchen in the May issue of Harper's Bazaar

Scarlett Johansson in Park Avenue Magazine April 2007

Jessica Alba - Candids in Hollywood April 16

Jessica Alba - Leaves her gym in LA April 15

Rose Mcgowan - BlackBook April/May 2007

Kirsten Dunst - W Magazine, April 2007

BTS with Girls Aloud

RGB Says:From the home upgrade department

Potentially the worst video game article I’ve ever read. It’s both ill informed and contradictory

Because I never really wanted to live in a cardboard box

Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony, are suing the U.S. tabloid National Enquirer in European courts over its claims that they were linked to a drug scandal

2007 Pulitzer Prize Winners

New Robot Eyes Humans with Human-Like Eyes

Berlin Zoo's Polar Bear Knut Is Sick

A few hundred images from the Race to Erase MS Event

Anyone out there good with WP templates? I have two new sites and 0 creative ability. Email me if you're interested in helping with a basic design/layout. tony@usemycomputer.com

Fun with Words: Contronyms

I'm going to have some fun with words very shortly.

Luxury mobile phones are seeking to rival handmade watches for many jet-set consumers, especially business travelers who rely on digital gadgets to tell the time abroad.

Microsoft unhappy with Google DoubleClick marriage

Russia launches new generation nuclear submarine

Mammoth skeleton up for auction

IP-address.com - locate and show my IP address

Tony has been blinded by a lot.

Celebrities come out over anorexia

Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission. --George W. Busy, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

Alessandra Ambrosio -MV

Lily Cole - MYLA Debutantes Coming Out Show London - Jan 2006 -MV

DOA Dead Or Alive Movie Posters -MV

Abigail Clancey -MV

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