Simpson Family Values 
A cartoon family whacked America's funny bone in 1989, eventually becoming the longest-running TV comedy ever. As The Simpsons jumps to the big screen this month, not everyone involved—including the writers, the voices, and Rupert Murdoch—agrees on what has made it a pop phenomenon.
The 11th Hour Trailer 
documentary, leonardo dicaprio, movie, trailer
Daniel Radcliffe: I'd Never Date an Actress
He's looking, err, rough.
Hayden Panettiere - Goes to Nickelodeon July 8 
U.S. strategists are exploring how to implement a peace accord to officially end the 1950-53 Korean War and hope to start discussions with North Korea as soon as year end, The Wall Street Journal reported on Monday. 
Dog saved after fall at Dog Falls 
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army
funny
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
... ... ...
Lunch break boob jobs 
Video Title : 16 year old gets $125,000 custom hummer for birthday 
It's no iPhone, but it's damn cool 
When people described events in which they were the perpetrators of wrongdoing, they invariably said their actions had caused only brief pain to others. Many said the hurtful acts were justified or could not have been prevented. 
Invention: Reinventing radioactive batteries 
50 Best Websites 2007
says time.com
Live Earth branded a foul-mouthed flop 
Live Earth is a win for global yawning 
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
--Walt Disney (1901 - 1966)
The Gregarious Brain 
If a person suffers the small genetic accident that creates Williams syndrome, he’ll live with not only some fairly conventional cognitive deficits, like trouble with space and numbers, but also a strange set of traits that researchers call the Williams social phenotype or, less formally, the “Williams personality”: a love of company and conversation combined, often awkwardly, with a poor understanding of social dynamics and a lack of social inhibition
Top 10 Google Trends right now
1. journalist alistair
2. alan horowitz
3. enigma variations composer
4. tyna robertson
5. cohasset triathlon
6. google gothic
7. google loco
8. brand new key singer
9. aaron fike
10. boeing 787
You should always answer your door for room service
video
New York Plans Surveillance Veil for Downtown 
Sprint has signed on as the first company to underwrite a song to be distributed on file-sharing networks, agreeing to embed its logo on copies of tracks from Atlantic Records hip-hop artist Plies 
James Hetfield a terrorist in the UK? when will this bs end? 
Quick little summary of new image sets
Brook Langton is new to UMC
Transformers premiere somewhere
Katherine McPhee in Stuff Magazine August 2007
This will be everywhere Monday morning
Claire Danes - paparazzi at Letterman and out and about
meh.
Hillary Duff - paparazzi and Shape Magazine
double meh.
Keeley Hazell by Alan Strutt - wow
double wow.
Jessica Alba in Paris July 7th
Thank goodness she didn't jump.
Jennifer Love Hewitt paparazzi from June 23rd
old.
Megan Fox MAXIM magazine July issue
updated, new images and MQ
Melinda Clarke is new to UMC 
Jamie Lynn Spears Candids

You can pick your own reason
A) because you're a perv
B) because it's impossible for both girls to be total idiots
China probes "Chelsea Clinton" weight loss patch 
Boeing unveils 787 Dreamliner amid order flurry 
first all-new plane in 12 years and has already attracted more than $100 billion in orders.
For the Ladies: 3 Colin Farrell updates 
Even looking that bad, with that terrible ear ring all hick like ... he's still cooler than you.
Topic: Mandy Moore - Bikini candids in Mexico July 5 
Kayleigh Pearson -MV

Adriana Lima -MV

Lindsay Lohan - Yes Please -MV

Scientists call for wider search for alien life 
Miss somethingorother Contest 
2007 Aqua De CoCo 
You're a geek

christ_died_for_our_dunkin_donuts.jpg


Shuttle Ferry
Credit: Carla Thomas, NASA
Explanation: How does a space shuttle that landed in California get back to Florida for its next launch? The answer is by ferry. NASA operates two commercial Boeing 747 airplanes modified to carry a space shuttle on their backs. Designated officially as Shuttle Carrier Aircraft or SCA, the 747s were made for commercial flights but bolstered by NASA with several struts, stabilizers, and electronic monitors. Spanning about 70 meters in length, the two aircraft's combined mass is nearly 150,000 kilograms.
Shell CEO Says Conservation Isn't Enough 
A giant dust storm that now covers nearly the entire southern hemisphere of Mars could permanently jeopardize the future of the Mars Exploration Rovers mission 
Don't click this: Eye Tattoo 
You're worth it - if white. L'Oréal guilty of racism 
Research Links Lead Exposure, Criminal Activity 
Data May Undermine Giuliani's Claims
LSD: The Geek's Wonder Drug? 
Generation gap? About $200,000 
The median net worth of people 55 to 64 has climbed to nearly $250,000, while it has dropped to about $50,000 for those in their late 30s
hey

Disney Animation Reuse 
Futile 
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
--Harry Golden (1902 - 1981)
UseMyComputer is a massive online community where users submit a diverse collection of news, humor, gossip, cars, links and (UHQ) ultra high quality celebrity and model pictures. 280,000+ pictures of 1400+ celebrities & models.