Dear employees of DisneyCoUK,
We decline your revocation, and thus insist upon return of all Lend Lease vehicles provided in the period known as "WWII", or failing that, appropriate cash value prorated and compounded since 1938. Failure to provide such compensation will result in the turn over of The United Magic Kingdom to The Third Reich Collection Agency. We will accept Scotland as initial payment. … Yes, and I fart in your general direction sir!
( Thanks Ron ); btw turns out John Cleese didn't write the original note (thanks tinkus)
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