With all that f*cking it was bound to happen; Jimmy Kimmel is pregnant 
Lindsay Lohan's breasts board a private plane
Winona Ryder shoplifting again
Brit tries to escape the paparazzi by camping out in South Park
Happy 40th birthday, cubicle! Now die
The SEC has raised the red flag on a surge in “put” options trading leading up to last week’s collapse of Bear Stearns
Behold celebrities who turned down the roles of a lifetime
Woman discovers that hiding her car keys in her cookie jar is not an effective way to avoid a DUI
Washing your vegetables may not be enough, because there is a remote chance you're eating the Andromeda Strain or something. So soak all your food in isopropyl alcohol for fifteen hours before throwing it away and buying some Cheetos 
‘Lil Bush f*cking McCain
Tricia Helfer’s body is out of this world
Asia Argento fans will be sad to learn that the Italian seductress has announced that she will no longer do on screen nudity
Construction worker commits suicide at Mel Gibson’s house
Bindi Irwin is a little Gelfling
McCain has a senior moment America the world is so screwed if this idiot is elected
Hillary Clinton was home in the White House on a half dozen days when her husband had sexual encounters there with intern Monica Lewinsky 
The FCC has announced that it will hold a second hearing on "net neutrality" because Comcast was caught packing the first hearing with seat warmers hired off the street
Red Sox are headed to Japan
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead 
30 days' jail for taco theft via
Ashley Dupre's "Girls Gone Wild" video hits the Web, ruins everything
Hack an RFID-enabled credit card for just $8 worth of equipment
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