I will see your Aguilera, Stacey, and I'll raise you a Bonham-Carter.

I mean, come on, Stace -- you think you're having nightmares? Helena Bonham Carter has Tim Burton's baby inside of her. Do you have any idea what must be going on in her womb? That kid probably has wild hair and scissorhands, coos like Pee Wee Herman, and wiggles around like Beetlejuice. I hope they're piping plenty of Danny Elfman in there to keep him calm.

But then again, Helena makes a beautiful corpse bride. She might wanna grab a brush, though.