Katie Holmes Tries To Escape
Tags: Katie Holmes, manhattan, suri cruise, Tom Cruise
The brain-washing seems to have begun to wear off, because rumor has that Katie Holmes is planning her escape from husband Tom Cruise with a move to Manhattan for a role on Broadway. A source tells Star
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away. There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her. Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri. He has a lot of rules, and there’s conflict.”
Katie’s best bet is to turn all the soup cans in the pantry with the labels facing different directions and mess up the bath towels on the rack, then run like hell while he’s busy rearranging. I saw a movie once where that worked like a charm. Or something like that.
Head down, short hair:
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open mouth jones
It’s like ‘Not Without my Daughter’ only with more money, and way less sympathy given to the brave mother.
TCLTC
Apr 16th, 2008
sonya
That was a good movie! After we watched it, my mom turned to us and said, “Don’t EVER marry an Iranian!”
P.S.
If you really wanted to distract Tom, you could tie a detachable penis(!) juuust out of reach. That would keep him busy.
Apr 16th, 2008
abby
Mothers are awesome. My mother once muttered “black dingbat!” when an African American cut her off in traffic. It’s classic.
Apr 16th, 2008
open mouth jones
detachable peeeenis. lalala
High five sonya darling
Apr 16th, 2008
Kayla
Suri is her baby too! My God, I used to like Tom but he will not sh– on Katie and get away with it. Hopefully that’s when Nicole Kidman will go public with the truth about being a wife to Tom Cruise. We love Katie, he better not mess with her or no one will watch/like Tom ever again!
Apr 16th, 2008
Bagzilla
I shudder to think of the contract(s) she signed to cement her status as Mrs. Cruise.
On another unrelated note, is anyone else driven to near madness by that fucking movie promo — with Patrick Dempsey — on the homepage? Damn thing goes off like a bomb every time I visit, and I can’t find the off button. Am I blind? Help!
Apr 16th, 2008
kikilove
She’s a beautiful woman.She’s so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m I also found her blog there.It’s said that she’s seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
Apr 16th, 2008
Mariah Murderer
This is what she gets for being stupid enough to marry a faggot psycho in the first place.
Apr 17th, 2008
Bianca
shes so fucking ugly i cant get over it, i bet she smells like an old lady…bleeeahhh!!!
Apr 18th, 2008
Aimee
She IS a beautiful woman…she was always so full of life in interviews. I miss that in her. I wish she could get out, with Suri and have a wonderful life. I agree with someone earlier that I hope Nicole K. comes forward with her experiences of “breaking free” and can encourage Katie and even become a friend to her during this.
Apr 19th, 2008
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